Welcome to Beware Theater

Pull up a couch. Take a load off. Fasten your seat belt and join Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly as they host Beware Theater - Classic horror movies from the golden age of black and white - that are in the public domain. Bad Acting, Bad directing. Cheezy special effects and lame plots - You'll see vampires, monsters, werewolves, aliens and, of course, the un-dead. They're weird, charming, scary, or just plain stupid movies. What's not to like?

As strange a pair as you're ever gonna see, Arachna and her dead, but still animated, skeleton friend Deadly sit on their old couch and show us how these monochromatic movie marvels are so bad, they're good. They hope you learn to appreciate how weird and charming they are and come back for more.

Oh, and don't forget to stay tuned after the movie credits for a bonus short, quirky after-movie skit of the adventures of Arachna and Deadly.

Join us. It's lots of creepy fun!

MOVIE OF TH MONTH

Movie of the Month

Each month, we'll feature one of the Beware Theater Shows right here. Click on photo below for link to watch.

Beginning of the End

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Join Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly as they host 1957 syfy big bug movie - "Beginning of the End." An agricultural experiment at the Illinois State Experimental Farm goes very, very wrong when they start using radioactive plant food to grow larger fruits and vegetables. Grasshoppers eat the food and grow to a gigantic size, start eating everything in sight, including humans, and are eating their way to Chicago. An entomologist, a lady reporter and the US military try to stop them. This movie is so bad it's good!

Take a walk down through our memory graveyard with Arachna and Deadly for a celebration of Beware Theater's 10th Anniversary - Yes, that's right folks, 10 years of hosting crappy movies.

Join us for a rollicking good time with music, jokes, flashbacks, pop quizzes and more.

It's lots of creepy fun.