Welcome to Beware Theater
Pull up a couch. Take a load off. Fasten your seat belt and join Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly as they host Beware Theater - Classic horror movies from the golden age of black and white - that are in the public domain. Bad Acting, Bad directing. Cheezy special effects and lame plots - You'll see vampires, monsters, werewolves, aliens and, of course, the un-dead. They're weird, charming, scary, or just plain stupid movies. What's not to like?
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​ As strange a pair as you're ever gonna see, Arachna and her dead, but still animated, skeleton friend Deadly sit on their old couch and show us how these monochromatic movie marvels are so bad, they're good. They hope you learn to appreciate how weird and charming they are and come back for more.
Oh, and don't forget to stay tuned after the movie credits for a bonus short, quirky after-movie skit of the adventures of Arachna and Deadly.
Join us. It's lots of creepy fun!
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Movie of the Month
Each month, we'll feature one of the Beware Theater Shows right here. Click on photo below for link to watch.
Join Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly as they host 1934 dark house movie, The House of Mystery. An archeologist drunkenly kills a Hindu temple monkey, steals the temple's treasure and hightails it back to America with a Hindu temple priestess/dancer. His financial backers track him down to get their share of the loot, but have to contend with a Hindu curse that puts them at risk if they take possession of the treasure.
Take a walk down through our memory graveyard with Arachna and Deadly for a celebration of Beware Theater's 10th Anniversary - Yes, that's right folks, 10 years of hosting crappy movies.
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Join us for a rollicking good time with music, jokes, flashbacks, pop quizzes and more.
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It's lots of creepy fun.
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You can also watch Beware Theater on the internet and on ROKU on ...
Beware Theater also appears on these public access TV stations
in Fort Collins, Denver, and Loveland, Colorado and also in New York. Check their websites for dates and times
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Arachna will be at the Fort Collins, Colorado, Comicon
on August 16-17
supporting her home town public access TV station - FC Public Media!
If you're in the area,
be sure to stop by
and visit her.
Don’t miss this opportunity to connect and enjoy the excitement of the Con and learn more about
public access television!
BEWARE THEATER SHOWS
Click images for a listing of Beware Theater shows in that category.
You can watch them on Youtube. Ask for Beware Theater
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HORROR
Horror from the 1920's
to the 1960's
SYFY AND MONSTERS
DARK MYSTERIES
From outer space aliens
to weird monsters
Murders, mysteries,
and the unexplained
BEWARE THEATER MERCHANDISE NEWS
Arachna and Deadly mini figurine
Click Pic to Order
This figurine is also part of a new board game - Papa Fleckba's
Horror Host Hell
Click Pic to Order
​Enjoy 12 of Arachna's favorite Beware Theater Skits in this DVD
Click Pic to Order
Contact
We'd love to hear from you.
Send us a message and Arachna will get back to you as soon as she can.
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Sorry, Deadly can't type, but he loves fan mail.
